a quick introduction abt my house lizards: let's start from my house door yup.
Lizard A: this lizard loves to hide ouside my house gate. so whenever i come back from school right, this lizard will avail himself and show off his pale white skin. so yup. i call him the white guard! since he helps to guard my house, scaring all the flies away!
Lizard B: it is black this time and he loves to hide behind the clock, which is just right above the house gate. so yeah. lizard A is outdoor and lizard B is indoor. therefore, it is an indoor black guard.
Lizard C: the fattest of all. i guess she is queen of the lizards. she holds the biggest territory
[computer to television that stretch of wall] she shit alot too. on my papers ok.
Lizard D: i call him the floor sweeper. he simply loves to hide under my sofa or shoe rack. so when there are flies on the floor, he will crawl out and help to finish the flies. what i dislike abt lizard D is that, when i'm lying on the floor near the sofa, Mr floor sweeper just come out without any warning. so when i found myself sleeping next to a lizard, i guess u should know the story next.
Lizard E and F: i don really care abt kitchen lizards since they don bother me much. but they love to mate alot! babies and babies! and all these babies can be found in the toilet. eee. i hate it.
alright. there is a lizard boom in my house right now. and i cant let this goes on. so, yeah! i know is cruel but i have to do it! my main target is definitely the fat queen, lizard C. i don like her hiding behind my com. freaky bom bom. another one is black guard. too ugly and i alr have a white guard outside my house. next, wld be the couple lizards. they really mate too much and yah.. no more babies. the rest, i just close one eye and pray that they don come n mess with me!
KILL LIZARDS!
